PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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