just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
send nudes
from the living room?
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