I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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