I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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