just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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