did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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