I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize