so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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