I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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