i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize