i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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