If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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I want to be your penis for a week.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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