drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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