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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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