I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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