So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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