paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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