So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize