is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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