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i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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