someone owes me an orgasm
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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