The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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