HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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its like you know when i get waxed
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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