So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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