a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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