Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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