Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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