What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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