i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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