i think i have herpe
just one?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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