What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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