On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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