There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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