i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You are a genius and a whore.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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