the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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