I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
No subtext here. People are naked.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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