It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Randomize