For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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