Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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