I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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