I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
So apparently I’m into choking now
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