Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the day after is always just damage control
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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