She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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