and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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