I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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