I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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