I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize