If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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