ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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