belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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